yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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