and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I would ride that face into the sunset
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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