did you get engaged???
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
he puts the penis in happiness.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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