How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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