The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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