I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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