Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Farmville is her only friend.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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