with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She swung at the pinata with crutches
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize
