Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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