So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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