Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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