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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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