It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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