If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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