She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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