It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
