So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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