Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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