I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I think I sprained my soul last night
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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