But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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