areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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