check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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