Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
try to milk me bitch
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