And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
