i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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