I'm drive I can fine osifer
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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