time to smoke my breakfast
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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