Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You were trust falling into bushes
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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