It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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