I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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