margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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