I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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