you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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