OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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