i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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