So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
