New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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