I want to stick my p in your. b.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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