oh god the rape fog is back!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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