you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she told me i tasted like america
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
