ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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