google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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