i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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