when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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