Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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