If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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