i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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