Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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