So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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