Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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