Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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