My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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