And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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